Yay a joke room! I foresee many poor jokes but hopefully some will be so poor they're laughable (like all my jokes are
) Just a warning people, keep it clean and try to be respectful of other's feelings- this is intended for humour only.
Right so here's a joke I thought up years ago. It's... terrible but perhaps so bad it's funny?
There's a farmer in his barn and he's stroking a pony. He looks really ill so his wife comes over and says "What's wrong my dear?"
He replies in a gruff voice "Oh nothing, i'm just feeling a little hoarse".
JEEZ that was a bad joke! but tbh my best comedy is too gross and offensive for this forum so i'll just add in some of my favourite comedy quotes:
"Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love- hard and fast!"
"If I die here tell my wife- hello" (words from the neatral planet leader)
"Ahhh why couldn't she be the other type of mermaid with the fish part on top and the woman part below!"
"Gentlemen we're dealing with someone who has played world of warcraft every hour of every day since it started. Gentlemen we're dealing with someone who has absolutely no life." "How do u kill that without life?"
"The other day some guy come up to me and asked: 'why are bbc shows so violent these days?' then he said 'ow why did u hit me?' so i said 'i don't know but if you don't stop bleeding over my guchi shoes i'll get angry and you DON'T wanna see me ANGRY!'"
"My name is Maximus Decimus Merdius, commander of the Felix legions. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and that's when i called claims direct. If you too have had a trip or fall at work or had your family brutally murdered by commadus' soldiers then call now"
Subject: My joke and some favourite quotes 
Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:55 am
Good ones!
buahahahaha
